I'm a mess.

apolojizzing:

bargainers:

fuck bowser

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but also fuck bowser

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…amirite?

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justintimerblake:

you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

relahvant:

i don’t understand how there are people who don’t listen to music ever like

are you people okay??????

pchoop:

breaks down

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

handjob:

by e

handjob:

by e

rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
jodyrobots:

aquaman you dumbfuck

jodyrobots:

aquaman you dumbfuck

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life